
The most difficult movies to write about are the movies that are good… but you wanted them to be great. When you either love or hate a film, the words naturally flow. When a film is disappointing, even its strengths become a painful reminder of how much better it could have been. This is where Tim Burton’s adaptation of Alice in Wonderland belongs, an enjoyable film but the talent behind it had the potential to provide much more substance.
Taking elements of Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, Alice (Mia Wasikowska) is now nineteen years old and is about to get engaged… when she spots a white rabbit wearing a waistcoat and pocket watch. Alice follows the rabbit down its hole where she falls down into Underland. (Commonly referred to as “Wonderland” by its inhabitants) With the help of the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) and his friends, Alice learns that she is destined to defeat Red Queen’s (Helena Bonham Carter) Jabberwocky (voice of Christopher Lee) and return the throne to the White Queen (Anne Hathaway).
The film’s strongest point is its style; say what you will about Burton, but the man undoubtedly has a colorful gothic sensibility that fits the the story perfectly. Underworld looks magnificently imaginative and even though some major changes in the overall plot are made, you still get a sense of Carroll’s vision leaking through.
Unfortunately, Burton seems to focus so much on the CGI and 3-D technology that someone forgot about all those old-school techniques like plot and characters. It is not that these elements of the film are terrible, just by the numbers. There are so many compelling and complex themes within Carroll’s work about growing-up and death that fit so well into his thematic narrative style, that you could make a compelling picture with a faithful adaptation. It makes seeing Carroll’s work turned into a Disneyfied, clichéd “Girl Power/Fantasy Action” movie all the more disheartening. As for 3-D, I am not against the idea of technology, as it does add to the theatre-going experience but I need something more compelling within the story to keep my interest. Otherwise what stops films from being amusement park rides instead of works of art?
Though it is not fair to say that the overly simple plot and characters are the technology’s fault. As a die-hard fan of Burton, I will admit that his blockbusters commonly suffer. (Batman, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) While they are fun and still have his visual signature, they lack the personal human touch he brings to his masterpieces. (Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood) Despite what seems to be an obvious pairing, the film would have been better suited to Burton’s storytelling abilities had it stayed closer to the source material.
I realize that this review is starting to sound negative, so I want to state that I can never truly hate a film where Christopher Lee voices a dragon. Alice in Wonderland is a visually beautiful film, the 3-D technology while slightly distracting is still a lot of fun. The performances are uniformly terrific, particularly Depp and up and comer Wasikowska. As Alice, Wasikowska brings a great deal of charm to the role and gives us an likeable character that keeps the story grounded and focused on the lead, despite all the craziness surrounding her, the craziest thing being the Mad Hatter. Depp knows how to create a fun character that is distinctive and the right amount of zaniness. The two have a great brother sister chemistry that helps to overcome some of the weak characterization and plot.
So there certainly is a lot to like, just nothing that’s particularly amazing. I guess the best way to get across my feelings for “Alice is Wonderland” is that it is like expecting a pony but only getting a puppy. No one is going to complain about a puppy… but you really wanted that damn pony.
- John Debono
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Walking out of Cop Out, I saw a woman who had one of the ‘reserved seats’ signs stuck on her back. She did not know about it until she walked out of the theatre. It was amusing, making me laugh more than the movie did. It reminded me of the most basic principle of comedy: people trying to be funny are not, but people who act serious and fail (or in this case, do not know there is a sign stuck to their back) are. It seems that no one had told this to Kevin Smith, or Tracy Morgan in particular.
The movie is as clichéd as one would think. Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan star as Jimmy Monroe and Paul Hodges, two cops who screw up a badly executed drug bust in the beginning, and get suspended by their captain. Monroe also has a daughter who is about to get married. Since it is customary for a father to pay for his daughters wedding, he winds up with a $50,000 bill to pay. The only choice he has left is to pawn an extremely rare baseball card, but then it is stolen by Dave (Sean William Scott, displaying an exellent talent for parkour that only a stunt double can do), who sells it for drugs from Poh Boy (Guillermo Diaz) who is seeking to expand his drug empire, etc. Long story short, Monroe and Hodges get caught up in everything.
Aside from the uninspired plot, there was a lot of vulgar and crude comedy that Kevin Smith is known for, yet it did not really make the movie funny. Smith has based most of his films around toilet humor that has now become old and stupid. It just did not fit the tone of the film. Hell, even the dramatic stuff did not fit in the movie.
There was also a bill of supporting characters that never really amounted to anything. There was Kevin Pollack and Adam Brody, whose only purpose was to show how well liked Monroe and Hodges are as detectives. Jason Lee is Monroe’s ex-wife’s new husband, who had nothing to do (surprisingly). And Sean William Scott was a parkour thief who spent more time on the toilet than performing parkour (seriously). Outside all of that, there was still Tracy Morgan, who out performed everyone, but in a bad way. He was overacting to an extent I didn’t know possible. Even Bruce Willis, who has done some comedy before, acted like he needed the money.
To sum up, this movie was not worth it. Kevin Smith, even though he only directed this, is still making the same movie, sadly. The jokes fell flat. In fact, I do not really want to waste time writing how bad the movie was. I would rather say how bad Tracy Morgan was. For someone on a hit comedy T.V. show, he still needs a lot of work to be funny. He tried way to hard, when all he needed to be was serious. Acting ridiculous in a cell phone costume is not that funny, especially if he is stuck wearing it for longer than needed to.
Mel Gibson and Danny Glover set the bar real high for a buddy cop movie with Lethal Weapon, and I can understand that no movie can quite equal, or be nearly as good as that. Rush Hour and 48 Hours, weren’t as good, but they were still well done and funny. Cop Out was like a slap in the face and a kick in the groin rolled into one.
- Marco La Rocca
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Valentine’s Day is a treat, however the film Valentine’s Day not so much. The film borrows the theme and structure of 2003’s Love Actually, mixing intertwining stories of love and friendship producing the (tired) theme that love is all around us – even when we least expect it.
The film features many of Hollywood’s most popular stars; Jessica Alba, Ashton Kutcher, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift and brings back some greats like Kathy Bates, Julia Roberts, Hector Elizondo, and Shirley MacLaine. However the film fails to impress. The love stories feel as fake as the city they’re set in (Los Angeles). The characters gestures of love and affections seem too over the top and trite. Not enough time is given for the characters to develop their back stories that are needed for their relationships to appear anything more than shallow. The viewer is forced to believe the characters are in love, yet does not offer any cute flaws, loveable quirks (or chemistry) that make romantic comedies believable or at least tolerable. The stories of love appear insincere, forced and sometimes desperate. But Anne Hathaway’s character has an interesting job and Taylor Lautner’s character can do an awesome backflip so…
Happy Valentine’s Day!
-Al Einstein
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Steve Buscemi should be getting more starring roles. Not only is he a great actor, when given the proper role he can display a great sense of vulnerability that makes him easily relatable even in the most ridiculous situations. Want to see a prime example of this… then go rent 2001’s Ghost World, because Saint John of Las Vegas is an interesting idea that is executed with very little success
Heavily inspired by Dante Alighieri’s Inferno, Saint John of Las Vegas chronicles the subtle, life-changing journey of John Alighieri (Buscemi), a gambling addict trying to recover while stuck in a dull desk job at an insurance company in Albuquerque, New Mexico. When John’s boss, Mr. Townsend (Peter Dinklage), assigns him to return to Vegas to investigate an insurance claim filed by a stripper, who goes by the moniker “Tasty D Lite” (Emmanuelle Chriqui), with fraud investigator Virgil (Romany Malco). While in Vegas, John is forced to fight his temptation to return to his old gambling habits.
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Kevin Smith made his mark in the film community with a series of films full of vulgar dialogue about sex and other bodily functions. Despite a couple of slight excursions, the critically acclaimed Chasing Amy and the critically ridiculed Jersey Girl, Smith’s movies have been pretty similar in tone and content from his ultra-low budget debut Clerks to 2008′s Zack and Miri Make a Porno. But now, partially due the disappointing response to Zack and Miri, Smith is doing things a little different. His new film, Cop Out, is his first studio film (since Mallrats in 1995), and it’s also his first time directing a script written by someone else.
I recently had a chance to talk to Smith in a roundtable setting, and he proved to be just as outspoken and candid as his reputation would suggest. “What do you want to talk about?” he asked almost immediately, “We can talk about the making of [the movie]. We can talk about the theoretical. We can talk about me selling out.” Smith is referring to his switch to Warner Bros. for Cop Out after making every previous film with Weinstein Brothers (with the exception of 1995′s Universal comedy Mallrats), either at the now defunct Miramax or The Weinstein Company. “I had a huge emotional breakdown when Zack and Miri came out, because I was expecting Zack and Miri to do closer to Forgetting Sarah Marshal business… We didn’t do Sarah Marshall business, we wound up doing Kevin Smith business.” The response to Zack and Miri appears to have had a huge effect on the future course of Smith’s career. His point of view immediately following its release was “I’m spinning my wheels here. I’m telling the same stories, apparently. Nobody cares anymore … and I went and shut myself up in the library and started smoking lots of weed.”
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Walking into The Book of Eli, I was not really expecting much. It basically looked like a cheap Mad Max knock-off with religious overtones, probably mixing in some Children of Men. But maybe it was because I wasn’t expecting much that movie turned out decent. Not too good, but decent.
Denzel Washington stars as a lone wanderer named Eli (at least that is what the tag says, he also has great teeth) traveling across American Wasteland to the west with the only copy of the Bible left, supposedly. Roughly, thirty years ago, America, and presumably the world, has been left a wasteland due to some catastrophic fallout, maybe nuclear. Anyways, along the way Eli stumbles into a town resembling those of the Old West, whose mayor/leader Carnegie, is played by Gary Oldman, who covets books, looking for one in particular to stretch his rule (guess which one). There is also Mila Kunis, the daughter of Carnegie’s concubine, who looks great given the post-apocalyptic setting. She ends up following Eli to the west. Read the rest of this entry »
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